Geek Joke Collection #1 There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 My software never has bugs. It just develops random features Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted Best file compression around: "rm *.*" = 100% compression Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... Hey! It compiles! Ship it! C++ is a write-only language. I can write programs in C++, but I can't read any of them