Geek Joke Collection #1

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, 
and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted

Best file compression around: "rm *.*" = 100% compression

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Hey! It compiles! Ship it!

C++ is a write-only language. I can write programs in C++, but I can't read any of them