Geek Joke Collection #2


Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!

Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

CAPS LOCK - Preventing Login Since 1980.

The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL?

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.

The box said 'Requires Windows Vista or better'. So I installed LINUX.

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Bugs come in through open Windows.