Geek Joke Collection #3 Unix is user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are. Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product. Microsoft: You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips. Erik Naggum: "Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer." Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something. Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime. Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code. My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta. Black holes are where God divided by zero. If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!