Geek Joke Collection #3

Unix is user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are.

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.

Microsoft: “You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.”

Erik Naggum: "“Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer."

Windows isn'’t a virus, viruses do something.

Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows

If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; 
if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.

Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.

My attitude isn'’t bad. It's in beta.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!